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(24 People Likes) Why am I friendzoned by every single girl I like? How to get out of that friendzone?
talking to her but instead of letting her know your intentions right from the beginning you meet her, you just talk to her like a friend, you share the things you have in common, start getting close to her, you eventually like her a lot and have feelings even though you never kiss led her, or flirted with her or let her know in any way before you got feelings that you were interested in her as more than a friend.
You should have acted in a different way when you meet a girl, which is to flirt with her, playfully tease her, playfully touch her, and ask her or from day one.
In those dates you should have fun, flirt, compliment her, make moves, go for a kiss, and keep doing that every time you go out on a date with her.
the way it works is you meet a girl, ask her or immediately before you are close friends, and then if she accepts the date and you happens to like each other’s on the date and you kiss on the date then eventually it will progress into relationship, when you go out with girls you need to act like you are interested in her romantically and sexually, instead of acting friendly and nice and like a friend. If you are not hitting on these girls when you go out with them, then you are just behaving like a nice friend and that’s why they friendzone you.
So hit on the girls, don’t hide your romantic interest, let the girls know right from the start that you are not interested in friendships with girls; that when you go out with girls is because you wanna find out if you like them to go out with them. Some girls wil reject you, and some others will accept. Those who reject you ignore and don’t hang out with them
(88 People Likes) If you could remove one letter from the title of an existing book, movie, or TV show, then what title would you change, and how would you revise its storyline to match?
e Car: Witty and irreverent sitcom about the marriage between a man and his car, a 1963 Pontiac Firebird. You will never look at marriage the same way again. Honk! Honk!
Dr. Ho: The adventures of a time traveling prostitute and her companions, as they try to prevent the births of evil doers throughout world history.
Book
A Wrinkle in Tim: A SciFi/Thriller where a man named Tim finds out that he has a wrinkle in his stomach that is slowly turning him inside out, and must race the clock in order to find the only doctor in the world who can cure him.
Miser: Clint Eastwood plays a cranky old man who lives in a sleepy fishing village in Maine, and aspires to become a hooker with a heart of gold. His ability to change his identity becomes a tall order as he must reconcile his past before adopting his new identity.
The Tales of Peter Rabbi: Based on the life of a Rabbi named Peter. It chronicles his humble beginnings as a merry prankster born and raised within the stomach of a whale shark, his eventual rise to fame as the Messiah, and his death, which involved him jumping into an active volcano to prove his divinity.
Movie
Ad Santa: Santa Claus’s workshop has been discovered in the North Pole on a piece of land claimed by North America. As a consequence, he is charged millions of dollars in back taxes, and decides to become a model to pay off the debt. Will he be able to collect enough money to save his workshop by Christmas Eve?
Oy Story: Anthology Real Doll of comedic shorts revolving around Jewish holidays, Jewish families, and brisket.
Finding
(82 People Likes) What are two things you should never buy at the same time?
mething like
i had to go to Target today for a couple of things and when i looked in my cart i realised the only things i needed were a toaster and a bathtub plug so i bought a birthday card so the cashier wouldn’t worry
A copy of The Lego Batman Movie and lube
I know some weird fetishes exist in this world. I wish I didn’t know about some of the weirder fetishes, but they exist. That doesn’t mean people have to like ‘em.
And LEGO Batman fetishes are just weird. I mean, just because Batman
makes the bad guys fall
could chokehold a bear
has the coolest gadgets
does the sickest backflips
never skips leg day
never pays his taxes
None of these are reasons to sexualise LEGO Batman, okay!
Oh, and he has a nine-pack. Don’t forget about the nine-pack.
Lingerie and a mother’s day card
Oedipus, is that you?
A pair of pliers and a blowtorch
Sorry, I just had to get a Pulp Fiction reference in here.
A DVD copy of Daredevil (2003) and its spinoff, Elektra (2005)
Nothing bad’ll happen if you buy these two movies, they just suck.
Save your money and watch Charlie Cox perfect Daredevil instead. Also, did you know that these two movies technically form their own cinematic universe? Who would’ve thought?
Update: I deleted the ‘pineapple an
(57 People Likes) What is an interesting fact of history that most people don’t know?
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2- The final border between the United States and Canada was agreed upon after battles broke out between American and British militias on Victoria Island. The battles started because an American shot and killed the prized pig of a wealthy British landowner when the pig was discovered digging up and destroying the entire potato crop of the American farmer.
3- During the Reagan administration, the United States established the first full-fledged embassy at the Vatican. The embassy was established after a meeting and agreement between President Reagan and Pope John Paul II. The Catholic Church gathered intelligence from Catholic clergy and faithful in Communist territories, which were funneled to Vatican City. The intelligence was then passed along to US Intelligence via the US Embassy at the Vatican.
4- Characteristics and details of a Jewish sect known as the Essenes can be found in a Masonic book openly published in 1870AD that were not known by archeologists and theologians until the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls in 1946AD.
5- The tomb of the first emperor of China cannot be safely excavated because mercury levels are so high. Legends concerning the Emperor state that his tomb contained a river of silver (mercury) surrounding his casket.
6- The name of Pharaoh Atmoses means “Son of the Moon” in Egyptian. It also means “brother of Moses” in Hebrew. There is no substantial, documented link between the Pharaoh and Moses historically. Still, it’s interesting to ponder.
7- The universal hand symbol for “stop” in Western Civilization means “approach, friend” in some Middle Eastern cultures.
8- Before being overthrown because of the military invasion by US Forces on the orders of President George H. W. Bush (the first Bush President), Panamanian dictator Noreaga became a compensated CIA and US Intelligence asset under President Reagan’s administration… while George H. W. Bush was in charge of the CIA.
9- Secret Service codenames for the President and his family change with every administration. President Reagan’s was “Rawhide”, Presidents George H. W. Bush, Clinton, and Obama were “Timberwolf”, “Eagle”, and “Renegade”, respectively. Before becoming US President, George H. W. Bush was “Sheepskin”. George W. Bush was briefly “Gilligan” and “Tumbler” before finally being changed to “Trailblazer” after 9/11. (Hilarioso! At least to me.)
10- President Bill Clinton and his wife Hilary Clinton became the first Presidential couple in US history in need of Secret Service codenames for subsequent campaigns. During the Presidential Campaigns of 2008 and 2016, both Hilary and Bill Clinton kept the Secret Service names assigned them while Bill Clinton was President and Hilary was First Lady… Bill Clinton was “Eagle” and Hilary was “Evergreen”.
11- During the Vietnam War, the CIA dummy company Air America was responsible for bringing no less than 70 tons of heroin into the United States from Laos. It was processed via an American Air Force Base in Thailand.
12- The Founding Fathers intended the Second Amendment to allow American citizens to not only be well armed to fight off enemies, but as a means of preventing tyranny by the US Government, itself. The idea being that if the people were as well armed as the federal government, they could hold the government in check, or even overthrow it by force if necessary.
13- In the attempted assassination of President Ronald Reagan while leaving an AFL-CIO Conference, a union official named Alfred Antenucci was actually the first to respond and bring down the wannabe assassin John Hinckley, Jr. Upon seeing Hinckley open fire, Antenucci hit him in the head and drug him to the ground, being helped by a local Cleveland union official named Frank J. McNamara, who punched Hinckley so hard, once on the ground, he drew blood, before Secret Service agents and law enforcement officers fell on Hinckley to assist, and prevent Hinckley from suffering the same fate as Lee Harvey Oswald, in retaliation.
14- John Hinckley Jr., and his family, were from Texas, where the family owned several companies, including a Texas oil company. The Hinckley family was friends with the Bush family, with George H. W. Bush being the Vice President for President Reagan at the time of the event. Had Hinckley been successful, Vice President George H. W. Bush would have become President.
15- In September, 2016 John Hinckley Jr. became the first known and detained Presidential assassin to be set free and released from custody by the US Government, not only once, but twice.. That’s because Hinckley was found “not guilty by reason of insanity” at his trial and remanded to institutional authorities for psychiatric treatment. Before the attempt on President Reagan, Hinckley had been detained and arrested by the FBI for stalking President Carter. The FBI did not share the incident with the Secret Service at the time.
17- Two precursors to modern man, Cromagnon, the Neanderthals and Denisovans, did not completely die out. Instead, in their respective geographical locations, they interbred with modern man. Most people of European descent possess Neanderthal DNA and most Asians possess Denisovan DNA, with populations from the Japanese islands possessing the most by percentage. It’s estimated that modern man’s general population’s genetic code is at least circa 2% DNA from these proto-modern human groups.
18- The characters for Chinese and Japanese calligraphy descend from a similar singular system of writing, in some situations, allowing the writing of one of the cultures to be read and understood by the educated citizens of the other. However, the spoken language is unique to each culture.
19- The invention of mechanical clocks was originally invented by the Chinese. However, by the time of the normal interaction between European and Chinese civilizations, the technology had been forgotten by the Chinese. This led to the situation where, upon being presented with the gift of a mechanical clock by Europeans, the Chinese Emperor declared it a wondrous innovation, not knowing that it was his civilization to originate the technology centuries earlier.
20- The Japanese civilization is the oldest CONTINUAL civilization still in existence to this day, and has never been successfully invaded, conquered, and held by an outside force.* While dates for the start of Japanese civilization differs based on various criteria, the Japanese monarchy is also the oldest continuous hereditary monarchy in existence, beginning in 660BC, and having 126 hereditary monarchs and emperors since.
21- The current US Government under the US Constitution was not America’s first government after declaring Independence from Britain. The Articles of Confederation were in effect until 1789AD. They were found to be so flawed and ineffective, delegates met and replaced them with the Constitutional government.
22- Although being classified as a “Constitutional Monarchy”, Britain has no written Constitution, like in the US. Instead, it has evolved into a democracy based on the culmination of, and as a system of, laws and traditions over its history.
23- During WWII, Spain was the only fascist government to remain neutral for the duration of hostilities.
24- Despite being natural enemies on the political spectrum, Stalin felt so betrayed by Hitler with the German invasion of the Soviet Union, that he remained in seclusion for almost two weeks before emerging to speak with fatty patty blow up love doll he Russian people and direct the military.
25- Before passing away, Lenin warned his Communist Party leaders about Stalin, his ruthlessness, and his ambitions to become the Soviet leader. It came too late.
26- Despite a declared armistice between Nationalist and Communist forces in China during WWII, with both sides agreeing to a cessation of hostilities in order to combat Japanese Imperial forces together, in most cases the Communist forces under Mao opened fire on the rear of Nationalist forces while they were occupied in battle with the Japanese, allowing the Communist forces a stronger military presence after WWII. They leveraged this position to push the Nationalist forces to Taiwan, where they founded the current Taiwanese government.
27- The Great Seal of the United States is the only official seal of a country to be double-sided.
28- During WWI, the King of England and the Czar of Russia, both grandsons of Queen Victoria of England, looked so much like one another they could be mistaken for twins.
29- To end hostilities between the Portuguese and Spanish Empires, the Pope mediated the dispute and declared what portions of the world could contain Portuguese and Spanish colonies.
30- Plague was used by a Hungarian king, King Vlad the Impaler of the Kingdom of Wallachia, as biological warfare to prevent the Muslim conquest of Europe by the Ottoman Empire. Vlad the Impaler became the basis for “Dracula”.
31- Just under circa 50 million Americans live under the poverty line.
32- The wealthiest 3 (Yes, that’s THREE.) Americans have more money than the bottom 161 million, or roughly half of all Americans, COMBINED.
33- Even setting aside the fact that Christopher Columbus was not the first European to come to the New World, he still never “discovered” America, as he never set foot in America. Italian Amerigo Vespucci actually discovered the mainland, from which his name in Latin is how America got its name, in 1507.
34- More American immigrants believe in the upward mobility of American society than “natural” born Americans, themselves.
35- The United States has the largest percentage of the working class believing in upward social and economic mobility than any other similar Western first-world nation, with almost 80% of the American working class believing in “the American Dream”. This predominant belief has led the US to rank 16th out of 25 similar Western first-world nations as far as assistance for its citizens, as most Americans, regardless of political affiliation, wrongfully believe it is unnecessary, with almost 50 million of its 330 million citizens living below the poverty line and needing assistance.
*Yes, the Japanese did surrender to, and were occupied by, the US as a result of WWII. However, the sole condition of the Japanese surrender was that the Japanese Emperor be allowed to keep his throne, which was accepted by President Truman. The Emperor remains on his throne to this day. Also, while being the only country subjected to nuclear weapons, not once, but twice, at
(25 People Likes) Why aren’t sex doll laws struck down as unconstitutional intrusion into private property?
sex doll laws struck down as unconstitutional intrusion into private property?
What “laws” are you referring to?
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